I’ve been a St. George local for nearly my entire 33 years of life. Today, I realized St. George actually has a slogan “It’s The Brighter Side”. That’s fine, I guess. Not bad. But, does it accurately depict St. George for the newcomers, or the people passing through the city? Probably not! Lucky for you (and the city of St. George), I’ve created a handful of NEW SLOGANS for St. George. My hometown!
TEN SLOGANS THAT ST. GEORGE UTAH SHOULD ADOPT:
SOAKING: It happens. 
2. Judgement Day Is Every Day
3. Dry, Dry, and more dry!
4. It feels that way sometimes, don’t it?
5. The Roundabouts are NOT safe!
6. God’s Country indeed!
7. He’s always watching! Even more than Santa. 
8. 366 Days on a leap year! 
9. This land is your land, this land is my land.
10. I’m pretty white, but I’ve never felt WHITER than at an LDS family reunion!
11. Neighbors and Bishops are like Santa and his elves!
Sponsored by: Rylan Pinarelli
